insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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