I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
