We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So vagazzling was a success
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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