i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize