Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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