Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
