Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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