Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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