when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Randomize
