Please, let me fuck your mom
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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