Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
