How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Mom said you looked used
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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