Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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