I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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