Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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