pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Randomize
