doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
love makes seman taste better
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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