I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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