If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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