Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
tell me about the fingering
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