he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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