I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw a hot homeless man
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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