it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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