it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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