All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Alive.
So much puke
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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