I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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