You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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