I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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