I want to stick my p in your. b.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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