Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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