Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
operation harelip BJ is a go
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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