Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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