I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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