so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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