so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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