Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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