when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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