GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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