just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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