Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
