I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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