Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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