and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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