If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
We're too hungover to prance.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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