these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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