4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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