Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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