Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
there is puke in my bra ... again
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