just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Did I show you my penis last night?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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