How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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