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(804): View more from Virginia

Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys

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wow, that really makes you stop and think.

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i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels

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(419): View more from Ohio

having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.

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(970): View more from Colorado

oh and then you called a time out with your penis

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(519): View more from Ontario

On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day

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(224): View more from Illinois

My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.

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(801): View more from Utah

Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.

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