You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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