i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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