i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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